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Observe And Report – My Observations and Report

Observe and Report (IMDB: 6.8/10)

This movie can be summed up in two words: Mall Cop, the movie centered around a security officer at a mall, trying to win over the affection of a girl (cough Mall Cop cough) and trying to figure out who is robbing his mall. His main concern (besides trying to win over “Brandi” (Anna Faris)) is that his mall is being terroized by a flasher. Yes, a flasher. We get to see his penis throughout the movie, even in practically slow motion, but I will spare you the image. I took my girlfriend to see this movie and it might have been funnier with friends so that we could talk crap about it but overall it was a horrible movie and I highly reccomend Mall Cop instead.